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Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone

By: Christine Riccio
Narrated by: Helen Laser
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27 Dresses meets Crazy Ex-Girlfriend in this witty, serendipitous rom-com with a magical twist from New York Times bestselling author Christine Riccio.

When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic in the hellscape that is dating. But on the cusp of thirty, Rikki Romona is determined to find her person.

Columnist, therapist, podcaster, entrepreneur—Rikki is an overachiever who thrives on schedules. She can absolutely handle two weddings in two days, and lock down someone to drag along as a plus-one.

And yet, spoiler: She doesn’t.

Rikki finds herself flying hopelessly solo at a themed wedding in New Jersey. A lonely Rapunzel waiting for her Flynn.

Enter Reed Tyler: writer, podcast producer, wannabe actor. Surprisingly single with startling blue eyes, he seems perfect. The catch? He lives kind of far away, so dating him would be a bit of a hike. Like an intense, all-the-way-across-the-country hike.

After one unforgettable night together, Rikki’s sure this is the end. But as she braces herself for heartache, the universe, it seems, has other plans…

©2026 by Christine Riccio. (P)2025 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
Contemporary Romantic Comedy Heartfelt Witty

Critic Reviews

“A whirlwind romance filled with wacky weddings, magical dares, and sizzling chemistry. Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone will leave you cackling, kicking your feet, and calling your therapist.”—Kelsey Impicciche, author of Voice of the Ocean

“This one’s for all the leather-jacket-wearing wary girls who love their humor with a side of real talk. Christine Riccio’s Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone is like a Zennial Bridget Jones with just the perfect splash of magic.”—Ali Rosen, bestselling author of Unlikely Story

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