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The real Bridget Jones. Bryony Gordon survived her adolescence by dreaming about the life she'd have in her 20s: the perfect job; the lovely flat; the amazing boyfriend.

The reality was something of a shock. Her Telegraph column was a diary of her daily screw-ups; she lived in a series of squalid shoe boxes; and her most meaningful relationship of the entire decade was with a Marlboro Light.

Here in the Sunday Times best-selling The Wrong Knickers, Bryony busts open the glamorized myth of what it means to be a young (perpetually) single girl about London town and shares the horrible and hilarious truth. The truth about picking up a colleague at the STI clinic; sinking into debt to fund a varied diet of wine, crisps, and vodka; and how it feels when your dream man turns out to be a one-night stand who hands you someone else's knickers in the morning.

Bryony's wonderfully ridiculous and ultimately redemptive story is essential listening for everyone whose 'best years' weren't quite what they were expecting....

©2014 Bryony Gordon (P)2015 Headline Digital

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Gorgeous read

I loved this book. it was inspiring, heartwarming, relatable and hilarious. Would highly reccomend as a hopeful read especially for women in their mid 20's.

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Great read

Really enjoyed the storyline, loved the narrator, funny book that you can stop listening to & engaging from the very start. Basically a new age Bridget Jones. Highly recommend.

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  • Sam
  • 19-09-2015

Your Twenties - the bald truth

The Wrong Knickers first came to my attention on Twitter, as my evening is morning in the UK and hence my feed is full of bookish thoughts from there. I didn’t know that Bryony Gordon was a well-known journalist in the UK, I just thought she’d written a memoir of her twenties. I didn’t know what she was up to nowadays. That didn’t detract from my enjoyment of this audiobook at all, I think it probably added to it as I didn’t think Bryony’s crazy days were ever going to end!

Growing up, Bryony dreamed of being the highly cool person in her twenties that we’ve all thought we were going to be. How many of us actually made it to the cool job, awesome flat and fantastic boyfriend? Bryony’s twenties were much closer to what we could all relate to – the dodgy one room studio in the even dodgier area, the awful boyfriends and the drunken nights out. I felt a kind of empathy with Bryony, she had that life that everyone did but nobody ever dared to admit. She dropped out of college, getting a job as a dogsbody on a newspaper that eventually led to greater things. She had nights where she didn’t recall where she went or how she ended up at the place she awoke. She had crazy times with friends. There were drugs involved. There was a payday lender. There were all the things you thought nobody else did, but Bryony did it all.

What was best though was that Bryony made no excuses. Sure, she screwed up royally many times but she never tried to duck for cover. To use an Aussie phrase, she copped it sweet (took it on the chin). She survived her twenties and turned out quite normal by all accounts but with a number of cringe worthy and hilarious tales to tell. Getting given the wrong knickers by a one night stand? Check. Throwing the mother of all parties in a one room flat? Check. Meeting a work colleague at the STD clinic? Yep. Giving a sympathy pash? Done.

Although Bryony’s life seemed to be teetering on the edge of no return at times, never did it seem like she’d lost control. Perhaps it was the way the story was written or perhaps it was that Bryony herself knew that this period was only temporary: that love and stability would soon be found and she’d settle on to the straight and narrow. The beginning of her more ‘adult’ life chronicled in the book was a little less exciting to hear about, but I felt glad for Bryony and that she’d survived her various horrors. Her writing style was easy to listen to (Sophie Bleasdale was a wonderful narrator, with just the right hint of embarrassment in her voice at times) and very friendly, like a good mate. She tells the story warts and all, which made for a great fascination for me. I couldn’t wait to see what mess she’d land herself in next. There have been comparisons to Bridget Jones’ Diary, but I think that this is different – this is somebody’s real life we’re talking about, not insta-messaging Hugh Grant in the office. It’s that little bit more can’t look away from by knowing that it’s real. But, if you are a fan of Bridget or the Sex and the City girls, or just enjoy a good confessional involving outlandish deeds…you certainly won’t be disappointed by Bryony’s story.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 05-01-2020

Wrong knickers

I didn’t enjoy this book at all it really annoyed me I didn’t even finish it

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  • V27
  • 25-08-2016

Hilarious

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Liked this book, so much so I have already ordered the prequel - this book gives me hope! An easy listen book, would recommend

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  • Lock
  • 05-07-2016

Brilliant and honest

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It is a great mix of funny, serious, thought provoking and very honest and real

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  • Marissa day
  • 30-06-2016

Amazing!

This is an amazingly funny and heartwarming autobiography, which made me feel as so more normal!

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  • AnnaJean Hughes
  • 24-11-2015

Nerve toucher

Spent much of this recalling (not remembering mind you, that would be impossible, is all a blahrrrr) my misspent youth. We woemen are toto loco.

But loved this.

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  • Ms. H. Scammell
  • 24-08-2020

Brilliant

Hilarious, and yet a worryingly familiar story. Would thoroughly recommend to anyone. Narrated superbly too by Sophie Bleasdale.

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  • Emily Christoffersen
  • 17-06-2020

Great Story!

Absolutely loved the story but wasn’t too keen on the performance. I found it a bit wooded. Still definitely worth listening to for the story!

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  • aleisha
  • 03-06-2020

shit

its proper annoying. like listening to a drunk 20 year old tell pointless stories without any substance.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 17-05-2020

So good!

Really funny and relatable love it! Have listened to it all in like 2 days. Would recommend

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  • Aisling
  • 06-05-2020

Can’t recommend this enough

Absolutely loved this audiobook. The story is told in the form of an autobiography and chronicles the author’s life through her early to late 20’s. It’s fantastically narrated by Sophie Bleasdale, who tells the story with such dry wit and it had me laughing out loud at many parts. I tried to limit listening to this only on my evening runs, but I listened to it at home too because I couldn’t put it down. I’ll definitely be looking into more works by Bryony Gordon because this one was brilliant, 10/10.

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