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The Wrong Knickers

A Decade of Chaos
Narrated by: Sophie Bleasdale
Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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The real Bridget Jones. Bryony Gordon survived her adolescence by dreaming about the life she'd have in her 20s: the perfect job; the lovely flat; the amazing boyfriend.

The reality was something of a shock. Her Telegraph column was a diary of her daily screw-ups; she lived in a series of squalid shoe boxes; and her most meaningful relationship of the entire decade was with a Marlboro Light.

Here in the Sunday Times best-selling The Wrong Knickers, Bryony busts open the glamorized myth of what it means to be a young (perpetually) single girl about London town and shares the horrible and hilarious truth. The truth about picking up a colleague at the STI clinic; sinking into debt to fund a varied diet of wine, crisps, and vodka; and how it feels when your dream man turns out to be a one-night stand who hands you someone else's knickers in the morning.

Bryony's wonderfully ridiculous and ultimately redemptive story is essential listening for everyone whose 'best years' weren't quite what they were expecting....

©2014 Bryony Gordon (P)2015 Headline Digital

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Great read

Really enjoyed the storyline, loved the narrator, funny book that you can stop listening to & engaging from the very start. Basically a new age Bridget Jones. Highly recommend.

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Your Twenties - the bald truth

The Wrong Knickers first came to my attention on Twitter, as my evening is morning in the UK and hence my feed is full of bookish thoughts from there. I didn’t know that Bryony Gordon was a well-known journalist in the UK, I just thought she’d written a memoir of her twenties. I didn’t know what she was up to nowadays. That didn’t detract from my enjoyment of this audiobook at all, I think it probably added to it as I didn’t think Bryony’s crazy days were ever going to end!

Growing up, Bryony dreamed of being the highly cool person in her twenties that we’ve all thought we were going to be. How many of us actually made it to the cool job, awesome flat and fantastic boyfriend? Bryony’s twenties were much closer to what we could all relate to – the dodgy one room studio in the even dodgier area, the awful boyfriends and the drunken nights out. I felt a kind of empathy with Bryony, she had that life that everyone did but nobody ever dared to admit. She dropped out of college, getting a job as a dogsbody on a newspaper that eventually led to greater things. She had nights where she didn’t recall where she went or how she ended up at the place she awoke. She had crazy times with friends. There were drugs involved. There was a payday lender. There were all the things you thought nobody else did, but Bryony did it all.

What was best though was that Bryony made no excuses. Sure, she screwed up royally many times but she never tried to duck for cover. To use an Aussie phrase, she copped it sweet (took it on the chin). She survived her twenties and turned out quite normal by all accounts but with a number of cringe worthy and hilarious tales to tell. Getting given the wrong knickers by a one night stand? Check. Throwing the mother of all parties in a one room flat? Check. Meeting a work colleague at the STD clinic? Yep. Giving a sympathy pash? Done.

Although Bryony’s life seemed to be teetering on the edge of no return at times, never did it seem like she’d lost control. Perhaps it was the way the story was written or perhaps it was that Bryony herself knew that this period was only temporary: that love and stability would soon be found and she’d settle on to the straight and narrow. The beginning of her more ‘adult’ life chronicled in the book was a little less exciting to hear about, but I felt glad for Bryony and that she’d survived her various horrors. Her writing style was easy to listen to (Sophie Bleasdale was a wonderful narrator, with just the right hint of embarrassment in her voice at times) and very friendly, like a good mate. She tells the story warts and all, which made for a great fascination for me. I couldn’t wait to see what mess she’d land herself in next. There have been comparisons to Bridget Jones’ Diary, but I think that this is different – this is somebody’s real life we’re talking about, not insta-messaging Hugh Grant in the office. It’s that little bit more can’t look away from by knowing that it’s real. But, if you are a fan of Bridget or the Sex and the City girls, or just enjoy a good confessional involving outlandish deeds…you certainly won’t be disappointed by Bryony’s story.

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  • V27
  • 25-08-2016

Hilarious

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Liked this book, so much so I have already ordered the prequel - this book gives me hope! An easy listen book, would recommend

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  • Lock
  • 05-07-2016

Brilliant and honest

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It is a great mix of funny, serious, thought provoking and very honest and real

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  • Marissa day
  • 30-06-2016

Amazing!

This is an amazingly funny and heartwarming autobiography, which made me feel as so more normal!

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  • AnnaJean Hughes
  • 24-11-2015

Nerve toucher

Spent much of this recalling (not remembering mind you, that would be impossible, is all a blahrrrr) my misspent youth. We woemen are toto loco.

But loved this.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 10-10-2019

Real, hilarious & joyful.

Thank you
Great read. Great writer, great to listen to on audible. Please write more.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 30-09-2019

Load of rubbish.

I got through it but probably should have returned the title. If you love Bridget Jones (very relatable), I you might not get on with this. It’s a really bad comparison as the main character is just really frustrating and stupid, but not in a relatable endearing way. I feel like the Bridget Jones comparison is coming from the fact that parts of the book have been blatant lifted- ie the dinner party full of smug couples, asking her questions about why she is single, the disappointed mother, etc. Really not representative of anyone I know as a woman who has just reached my 30s. I also didn’t find any of it funny, I was expecting more laugh out loud moments...

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  • Kim Taylor-Maskell
  • 14-09-2019

Amazing read

Binge listened, I loved this and think Bryony is amazing for being open and 'real'

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  • Netta
  • 12-08-2019

Another diary of Bridget Jones

It just wasn't for me. I've heard these stories before and there was nothing new. I didn't find it engaging either. At first, it was hilarious but then the story just became sad and repetitive. Maybe for a Sunday read...

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 01-07-2019

wowsa fab BUY ME!

WHAT a fabulous listen. I drive hours to and from work and this has kept me entertained and laughing out loud. Heartbroken when it ended!

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  • Deidre Booysen
  • 18-05-2019

Narrator was awesome

First book with the author and listened to the end because I hate not knowing what happens but it’s far too whingy for me. The constant droning on about her bad choices was too much. There was probably about 5 solid pieces of information about her life that had all the frills added to it to make a book.