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The Worst People In The Entire World

By: Theodore Jerome Cohen
Narrated by: William Birkin
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I have traveled around the Sun 88 times. That’s quite a distance. In fact, if you do the math—and I have—it adds up to approximately 51.4 billion miles. To put that in perspective, it’s roughly 14 times the average distance from Earth to Pluto, or enough distance to travel to our Moon and back more than 100,000 times! So, I think you will believe me when I assert, a priori, I’ve seen my fair share of jerks, miscreants, and rule-breakers!For grins, therefore, I thought it might be fun to collect the worst of the worst: the Worst People in the Entire World. On the pages that follow, I’ve identified 19 of my “favorites” (sic). Taken together, they represent the dregs of humanity, approaching the bottom of the barrel to be sure. The energy I’ve wasted damning, cursing, and shaking my fist at them would power 20 AI computing centers well into the next century. And yet they persist, thorns in my side, ever present, forcing me to wonder if there really is a bright future for the Human Race.Well, I suppose as long as we can laugh about the human condition, it will be possible to move on and lead a semblance of a normal life. But it might be fun to stop and take a look at some of the boors I’ve met in my journey through life. Let’s see how many you’ve encountered.©2026 Theodore Jerome Cohen (P)2026 Wordwooze Publishing Literature & Fiction Satire
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