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The World According to Kaleb

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER - worldly wisdom from the breakout star of Clarkson’s Farm

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The World According to Kaleb

By: Kaleb Cooper
Narrated by: Kaleb Cooper
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Summary
 Get ready for season two of Clarkson's Farm with Kaleb Cooper's worldly wisdom on life's big issues, from the difference between straw and hay to the importance of having a hair perm.

Chipping Norton's celebrity farmer Kaleb Cooper has strong views on lots of things: sheep ('suicidal morons'), Jeremy Clarkson ('there are two types of farming, unless you count whatever it is Jeremy thinks he's doing'), goats ('they're a proper good clear-up animal, they eat everything - no wonder they taste horrible'), New York ('if it's like London, where there are no tractors, that's no good') and more.

In The World According to Kaleb, he shares his thoughts on topics such as philosophy, celebrities and why farming is the best job in the world. He even tells us why the chicken crossed the road. Dubbed 'the real star of Clarkson's Farm', Kaleb reveals his true, loveable, funny and down-to-earth self, with deadpan gags and unique observations that will have you crying with laughter.

Utterly hilarious, this is Kaleb as you've got to know him and love him on the hugely successful television series.©2022 Kaleb Cooper Agricultural & Food Sciences Science Funny Witty Comedy

Critic Reviews

A great gift for someone who loves to laugh
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Come over Kaleb, you’ll be at home here. The farmers I work for think you’re great. Loved the chat in this book. It’s how we talk in the cowshed. All subjects covered. Good company. Perfect for all farmers but especially young ones. Most impressed and looking forward to hearing your impressions of other farms. Please tell Jeremy land gulls aren’t seagulls. Thanks. Sue
Are you familiar with this terminology, ‘Shittyarsed weather’? Scientifically describes the effect of cows eating wet grass.

From a New Zealand relief milker

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The story was interesting, a fresh perspective, but the presentation was strange. It was Kaleb s voice but it was broken up and pieced back together like Siri.

Feels like a waste of money?

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Unfortunately, don’t waste money or time on this audiobook neither funny or interesting, very disappointed by its content

Dreadful

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don't bother. it's not worth listing to it even if it was free. he should stick to farming.

nothing

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I’m really sorry Kaleb, but I enjoyed watching you on Clarksons Farm and I even follow you on Instagram but your book is just all whinging about everything. I couldn’t even finish this book

Stick to your day job

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