The Warlizard Chronicles
Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War
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The Warlizard Chronicles
Narrated by:
Jeff Machado
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Narrated by:
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Jeff Machado
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Warlizard
About this listen
My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show, when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog."
As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:
1. Now I know why my dog likes her better. 2. I wish this was the worst thing she'd ever told me.
About the audiobook:
In The Warlizard Chronicles, Warlizard tells the tales of a misspent youth, from the story of his "dog-gasmic" ex-fiancée to the logic of serving as a German linguist in Iraq. The stories are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You have been warned.
©2011 Warlizard (P)2015 Warlizard
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