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The Vampire's Accidental Wife

Nocturne Falls, Book 8
Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
Series: Nocturne Falls, Book 8
Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year.

The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.

Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all.

Las Vegas headliner and vampire Desdemona Valentine is one cool, collected diva on the outside. On the inside she's petrified of falling in love after her last relationship nearly killed her...literally. Protecting her wounded heart makes for a lonely life, but she has her fame and fortune to keep her company. Who needs anything more?

Julian Ellingham does. One look at Desdemona onstage, and the vampire is smitten. She initially ignores him, but his relentless pursuit pays off when a wild night ends in a Vegas wedding. Finally Julian has everything he wants while all Desdemona wants is...a divorce.

Julian sweet-talks Desdemona into letting him prove his love, but his time is running out. Especially after someone repeatedly tries to turn his bride to ash. When Desdemona flees Vegas for the spooky streets of Nocturne Falls and Julian's protection, he's more than willing to help out. But can he convince Desdemona to trust him, or will "death do us part" become a reality?

©2017 Kristen Painter (P)2017 Kristen Painter

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  • janet
  • 18-06-2017

This series is addictive

I am decidedly not a romance reader, but somehow I love this series! The world building is clever, the narrator is talented and the stories have just enough of a twist in the mystery to keep me wondering about the plot even though I know there will be a happy ending. I really enjoy the romantic tension without the graphic details (why can't everyone do this ?) . The author has managed to write a romance series that even this romance series hater truly enjoys.

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  • Lisa B.
  • 14-07-2017

Accidentally Wonderful

As with all Kristen's books, this was amazing! There aren't good enough words to express how great her books are. I loved these characters. Desdemona is a great match for Julian. It was interesting who was stalking her. We have a mention of Harlan. I hope he gets a book soon. I just love him. Of course, my favorite, Birdie, plays a huge role in this one. I can't wait for you to read/listen to it.

Who could resist this narrator? He is by far one of the best voices out there. He is a natural talent at all different voices.

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  • Christine Lee
  • 05-07-2017

BJ Harrison just gets better and better!

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Kristen Painter's The Vampire's Accidental Wife, Nocturne Falls #8, is narrated by the wonderful BJ Harrison.

This may be my favorite BJ Harrison yet! His ability to change his voice for so many diverse characters is incredible. There is no doubt who is speaking in the book when you listen to BJ Harrison.

Solid 5 stars across the board.

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  • Robert the Dispatcher
  • 02-08-2017

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THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. THE STORIES ARE GREAT AND THE NARRATIVE IS SUPERB.

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  • Kristarae B.
  • 20-06-2020

love it

O my i love theses books. cant wait for next one I love these series they're so awesome I just wish there was a female and male voice I say it on every book review that's the only thing wrong with these books is it needs a real female voice and a real male voice

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  • Hellen
  • 30-04-2020

“Is that an engagement ring or a skating rink?...it’s a boulder”

Finally, Birdie plays a bigger part in this book than the previous ones, she’s definitely a character. As far as Julien and Desdemona’s story, it’s sweet, but I feel like Julien is incredibly impulsive, so much so that he is unreliable. Also, Desdemona is a party girl, for a guy claiming to be growing tired of the playboy lifestyle it doesn’t seem like a happy match, it works out, but I’d have to question the stability, if they were real people would their impulsive partying behavior strengthen their bond or make it unstable.

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  • Llokkengraf
  • 18-04-2020

This one fell quite a bit short for me.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Ok to start with there were so many cliches in this book. For example;. female lead is being stalked and someone already tried to kill her so of course she thinks she can take care of herself and goes out to a bar where she tells people exactly who she is and basically holds court with a bunch of strangers who have friends in the town she is being stalked.
Then male lead thinks he is perfectly safe to meet up with said stalker alone and gets shot with a tranquilizer dart and almost dies.
Then of course the female lead and the town busy body figure out a way to find him but don't bother calling the Sherriff who is already searching so they can speed up the process.
And don't get me started on the female lead repeatedly telling the male lead she can't stay married to him and then getting upset when he signs the divorce papers.

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  • Troublemer(tammy hovey)
  • 26-06-2017

Love is in the air

Another winner. I cannot express how much i love this series. This one is about Julian and the woman he loves. However, Destimona is afraid to love because of a bad experience in her past. They get married in Vegas and she does not even remember. Now someone is stalking her. She goes back to Nocturne Falls to try and hide while they try to decide if they will stay married and also to keep her safe till they can find out who is staling her. However, the stalker follows. Will Julian be able to keep her safe? This is a must read.

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  • Elizabeth Vicinski
  • 27-08-2020

Great blend of old and new characters

I've been waiting for someone to capture Playboy Juleans heart. It was a good plan for him to fall for someone who wasn't interested and to require him to really have to earn her love and trust. The introduction of a vampire hunter named Van Helsing was very creative. I also loved the fact that the Sheriff's Werewolf receptionist Aunt Bertie had a bigger and important role in the plot. I thoroughly enjoyed this book from beginning to end.

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  • Beltlasvegas
  • 16-08-2020

another cute book

love the Nocturne Falls series, the town and everyone in it is always willing to help out. when Desi is being stalked the town turns out in force to help her man break free from the crazed stalker. delightful book. 0

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  • kirsty
  • 20-06-2017

amazing

once again Kristen painter has delivered amazing book can't wait for the next book x

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