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The Valentine Lines

The Cupid Chronicles, Book 1

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The Valentine Lines

By: TK Sheffield
Narrated by: Scott Ellis
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The Valentine Lines is a fun, throwback comedy suitable for all audiences. The story reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene.

It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery. It’s a light, literary escape for listeners craving whimsy with emotional resonance. No sex, politics, or foul language.

Reviews say it's a "hilarious romp," and perfect for "readers who enjoy romcoms and mythological mashups." It's a story of "love, self-discovery, and the chaos that ensues when gods meddle in mortal affairs."

Awards:

Royal Dragonfly Book Awards in Comedy, Romance, and Holiday

Chanticleer Book Awards Finalist

Southwest Writers Winner

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