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The Twits
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 57 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Penguin presents a marvellous new recording of Roald Dahl's The Twits, read by IT Crowd star Richard Ayoade. The audiobook features original music.
Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye. They've kept Muggle-Wump monkeys caged in the garden for far too long, and now the monkeys want to take their revenge....
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- Anonymous User
- 15-10-2021
Funny
The twits was funny and gross we loved listening to this wonderfull and hilariuos book
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- Anonymous User
- 06-10-2019
Great 👍
To me it tells people not to be mean to anyone or anything so people don’t do that to it or you
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- Kiralee
- 10-02-2021
The best
Emma age 8,
‘The book was really good! And I hope to read it again!’
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- Rebecca Ninkie
- 14-11-2021
The Twits
The Twits really are Twits!
It’s a very good and gross audiobook
It’s a bit of a short Audiobook 😄 and 🤢
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- Anthony Micallef
- 17-06-2019
great book get it must get the book omg so good
loved it so much but needs some changes but not to many great book for sure
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- JudyGutteridge
- 18-09-2023
A fabulous book
We loved it all especially the HOORAY part at the end of it. Love the clever monkeys.
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- EB
- 20-05-2020
nothing finer than this book
My kids absolutely loved this intro to audiobooks and I loved Richard's reading of it! so much fun, such a great way to experience Roald Dahl's work.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-04-2024
It is the OG goat... suiiiiii
Honestly soo good I love the wey that it is sooooo good and cool ...
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- Mle Isabelle Boulliat
- 24-04-2021
A winner for a 9 yo
Some Quiet time for mum and dad and a funny story for the boys to listen to.
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- Trev
- 15-09-2021
Brilliant As A Kid Again Now Too
Loved Bringing Back Childhood Memories & So Much Fun Then & Now A MUST HAVE FOR ALL
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