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The Twat Files

By: Dawn French
Narrated by: Dawn French
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Mistakes, Mayhem, and Massive Twattery - Welcome to The Twat Files
When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. But being an actual twat is much more the real me.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because mistakes tell us about ourselves and others. They are hilarious and expose our flaws. They are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories remind you of just what a massive twat you also are . . .

‘Charming and funny. A good reminder that nobody's perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?’ Independent

‘Great fun and highly-entertaining’ The Times
'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail
‘Entertaining, endearing, tantalising. Fans of the national treasure will devour them’ Daily Mirror
‘Hilarious and highly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh’ Woman's Own
'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday
‘Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny’ Stylish


© Dawn French 2023 (P) Penguin Audio 2023

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Critic Reviews

Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny
It's charming and funny, a good reminder that nobody's perfect – and why would you want to be anyway?
Entertaining, endearing, tantalising. Fans of the national treasure will devour them
Hilarious and highly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh
Warm and sprinkled with celebrity stardust. Urges us to embrace our most embarrassing moments, instead of agonising over our humiliation.
These warts-and-all stories are as funny as you’d expect, as warm and supportive as you’d hope, and liberally sprinkled with celebrity stardust.
Praise for Dawn French (-)
Dawn French is a national treasure. Loyal, self-deprecating and garrulous, her stories make for entertaining reading. This is an original book, and will delight her fans and, indeed anyone with a sense of humour
This woman is a warm hug in human form, spreading joy in abundance. She is dazzling (Lorraine Kelly)
Fantastic, passionate, compassionate, so much wisdom, a lot of humour, very real and credible (Bernadine Evaristo)
All stars
Most relevant
Dawn French is a scream. I love every twatty thing about her work. Her best book by far.

Seriously the funniest thing I have listened to in a long while 🤣😂

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Loved the whole book. Did not have any dislikes. Dawn French is always funny and keeps you entertained from page 1.

Easy listening

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This is so entertaining, and mood lifting, that I keep restarting it and playing favourite parts. Loved it!

I keep listening to it!

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I loved listening to this book narrated by the amazing Dawn French. I laughed out loud so many times. Thoroughly enjoyed every minute.

Wonderful

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I’ve always been a big fan of Dawn French and hearing these little tales were hilarious.
Especially enjoyed the David Cassidy stories as he was pasted all over my bedroom wall so I could relate to the love she had for him.
I love the narration by her and at times I felt I was there with her

She’s just awesome

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I liked the stories of Dawn, everyone has silly moments, in their life some similar I guess.

he stories were interesting, Dawn is an taccomplished comedian well done Dawn

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Wasn’t sure at the start but it grew on me and I loved it.
Thank you Dawn for the laughs.

Wonderful

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Dawn French is the most authentic, honest, open and outrageously hilarious gift to humanity! Thank you Dawn for revealing 'all' of your Self to us in such a vulnerable light-hearted way. I got the message - to take myself not so seriously, to embrace my 'twatness' and have a good laugh at myself..
thereby connecting with all of humanity in all of it's perfect imperfection!!

The Twitter in all of us!

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Love listening to Dawn's voice. she could be talking about tea towels and I'd still listen. Both Dawn and her stories are highly entertaining and revealing and wonderful to know everyone has imperfections including celebrities 😀 Wonderful book, easy listening and funny. Highly recommend. Thanks Dawn for sharing!

Dawn is BRILLIANT!

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A beautifully funny collection of true embarrassing moments. I too have many similar awful moments in my life. This book is teaching me to own them!

I can relate

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