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The Second Coming

Narrated by: Nick Landrum
Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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God takes a look at the Earth around the time of the Renaissance, and everything looks pretty good - so he takes a holiday. In heaven time this is just a week's fishing trip, but on Earth several hundred years go by.

When God returns, he finds all hell has broken loose: world wars, holocausts, famine, capitalism and "fucking Christians everywhere". There's only one thing for it. They're sending the kid back.

JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, trying to teach the one true commandment: be nice! His best chance to win hearts and minds is to enter American Pop Star. But the number-one show in America is the unholy creation of a record executive who's more than a match for the Son of God...Steven Stelfox.

©2015 John Niven (P)2015 Random House AudioBooks

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  • 08-01-2016

Very funny

Would you consider the audio edition of The Second Coming to be better than the print version?

I haven't read the print version.

If you’ve listened to books by John Niven before, how does this one compare?

This is my 1st John Niven book & I shall be listening to more.

Which character – as performed by Nick Landrum – was your favourite?

Jesus Christ of course.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I could have listened in one sitting if I had the time.

Any additional comments?

Very funny, great satire on modern life & particularly religion. Great performance by the narrator except that his Scottish accent for Saint Andrew is atrocious, especially puzzling as the author is himself Scottish. I can only presume he never got to hear the performance himself.

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  • Joe White
  • 13-03-2018

Like the Bible, but newer.

Some great stories about Jesus and friends. He's back and up to his old tricks again. Great fun. However, I found the gratuitous sex scenes a bit much.

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  • Lesley
  • 25-08-2016

Simple idea ......

. . . . well executed.

After what I consider a slow and obvious start, I quickly got into this story. A great vehicle for the author to express his likes and dislikes simply by placing them in heaven or hell. Especially Niven's musical preferences. I laughed when Jesus could only get Budweiser when he tried to order a beer in hell's restaurant.

As the title suggests, the story is about when Jesus reluctantly gets sent back to the 21st Century because God's been on a fishing trip for 400 Earth years and neglected things somewhat. Christ can't really tell a lie and it gets him into some scrapes with some amusing outcomes - some not so good.

Narrator Nick Landrum's performance is good although his English accent has certain inconsistencies (not unlike the story). I did smile at his impression of St Andrew (Scottish accent, even though he is said to be from Galilee). All it needed was, "Beam me up!"

Does anyone actually read these?

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 22-01-2019

Hand's down one of the best books I've read.

Absolutely hilarious in parts. This book is a great read. John is a true wordsmith. Get this book.

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  • Brian
  • 05-12-2018

A good book - nice.

Another great book by John Niven and read so well by Nick Landrum. A great story based in fiction but brilliant in execution . I particularly liked the part where God is sitting around the table after being on vacation and asking about christians and their variations .

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  • Anonymous User
  • 13-08-2018

fantastic, best audio book by far!

Brilliant from start to finish. A book everyone should listing to. highly recommend to anyone

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  • Brian Davidson
  • 04-08-2018

another great story from John Niven.

laugh out loud funny book, and a great story. second John Niven book I've listened to and now a big fan.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 30-03-2018

A great read. Loved every minute.

Moral of the story......... "Be nice"!
Must read everything by John Niven now. I recommend "the amateur" if you like golf!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 23-08-2017

my new testament

does anyone know where I can buy a be nice t shirt? If you like Bill Hicks religious rants, you'll like this!

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  • Fire Horse
  • 25-06-2017

A weekend read/ listen

An excellent story with an engaging narrator. Funny,thought provoking & heartbreaking. Well worth a listen.