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The Santa Squad

A Violently Heartwarming Christmas Carol

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The Santa Squad

By: Steven Heumann
Narrated by: Steven Heumann
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The North Pole burns. Santa wants revenge.

When a terrorist organization sets their sights on annihilating Christmas, their first act is to take out Kris Kringle himself. But a slug to the chest can't keep a good Santa down.

With the help of his North Pole crew and some mercenaries straight off the naughty list, Santa will save Christmas, even if it destroys him.

And it just might.

For everyone out there who argues that Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie, now you have a story that will make you laugh, cry, and want to destroy some anti-Santite bastards!

©2019 Steven Heumann (P)2020 Steven Heumann
Fiction Genre Fiction Holidays Literature & Fiction Winter Christmas Comedy Polar Region
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