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Publisher's Summary

Librarian Janet Johnson is puzzled when she is invited - and practically dragged - to her first meeting of the Rejected Writers' Book Club. This quirky group of women would much rather celebrate one another's rejected manuscripts over cups of tea and slices of lemon cake than actually publish a book. But good friends are exactly what Janet needs after moving to the small town of Southlea Bay, Washington. Just as the ladies are about to raise a teacup to their five hundredth rejection letter, they receive bad news that could destroy one member's reputation - and disband the group forever. To save the club, Janet joins her fellow writers on a wild road trip to San Francisco in search of the local publisher who holds the key to a long-buried secret. As they race to the finish line, they'll face their fears - landslides, haunted houses, handsome strangers, ungrateful children - and have the time of their lives.

©2016 Suzanne Kelman (P)2016 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.

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  • Tanya M. Spiegel
  • 12-07-2016

Adorable

Sometimes you come across a book that just touches you. As a writer this was one of those books. Rich in warm likable characters that charmed you, made you laugh out loud. Found myself just simply enjoying the journey these ladies took me on. Warm and fresh and different.

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  • AStar
  • 17-10-2018

cute and funny

loved it. so silly and outrageous it was fun and I enjoyed listening to it. does have cussing and says lords name in vain though. no super horrible words but do use cuss words 5 to 10 times probably. :/
don't know if I'll share it with my Mom or not.... she'd love the story, but not the language.

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  • Elisabeth Carey
  • 21-07-2018

Frustrating. Didn't live up to its promise.

This sounded like such a promising book.

Unfortunately, Our Protagonist, Janet Johnson, a librarian in Southlea Bay, Oregon, where she and her husband have lived for the last five years, is just a bit hard for me to like. It has not yet occurred to her that, really, she's a bit of a snob. Even at the end, when she has discovered the true grit and assorted other positive qualities of the ladies of the Rejected Writers' Book Club, she seems more mildly annoyed than anything else that these have become her local circle for friends.

Let's note in passing that after five years, these are the first friends she's made on the island.

The Rejected Writers enjoy writing, and they have been unable to produce anything publishable. Having concluded that they never really will, they've made a virtue of necessity. They collect rejection letters, and put some money into a pot, for a celebration that they'll hold when they have five hundred total rejection letters. This might seem just silly, but they're enjoying their hobby. Sadly, when Janet is first pulled into their circle, what she sees is a collection of the ridiculous--a fat woman, a stick-like woman, a waif-like innocent, a church lady, and an aging hippy, among others. She can see no redeeming features even though Doris, the fat one, quickly demonstrates that she's a truly fantastic cook.

Janet, I'm sad to say, is the one that, when her daughter calls, clearly very upset, to tell her that no, she is not all right and that she is pregnant, says, "Congratulations!" The call is interrupted by daughter Stacy vomiting, and when conversation resumes, Janet tells her congratulations again, and gets off the phone fairly quickly.

I wanted to smack her but good.

Anyway, the plot, and yes, there is one: The ladies are collecting rejection letters, but one of them, Doris, has received an acceptance letter. By the rules of the club, this should mean she's out. Even worse, she borrowed part of that story from some old notebooks her aunt left in the attic of the house where Doris and her mother still live. Doris had assumed that what she borrowed was fictional, but it turns out to be at least partly based on an episode in her mother's life, and if it's real, it's quite scandalous. As much as Doris didn't want her manuscript accepted for publication anyway, it's even worse if its publication is going to embarrass and distress her mother. The ladies, including Doris, want Janet's help in actually reaching the editor who has accepted her book, who is not responding to attempts to contact him. He's based in San Francisco, where Janet's daughter lives, and Janet, who doesn't fly, has with some effort been prevailed upon to drive down there to stay with her daughter while Stacy's husband is away for two weeks on business.

There is much silly and entertaining activity on the road trip, and much excitement, and of course things get even stranger when they reach San Francisco.

I don't really know what to say. I think we are supposed to like Janet, and it is true that she's not truly an awful person; just a bit snobby, particular, and rigid.

I didn't stop listening, and I certainly could have. Even through Janet's eyes, the Rejected Writers can be seen to be an interesting group of ladies, with bigger hearts than is at first apparent.

Yet I really can't see myself reading another in the series. Glancing at other reviews, I can see that I'm clearly an unreasonable curmudgeon, but there it is. Not charmed at all, even though I wanted to be.

Not recommended.

I bought this audiobook.

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  • Elizabeth Kannedy
  • 11-07-2018

What fun!

This was a fun book with a lot of silly moments. If you are looking for a light hearted read, this is your book. Looking forward to the next one in the series.

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  • happyjo
  • 10-06-2018

Lovely cozy book

This book was funny and witty and so much more. I found that this book calmed my soul while entertaining me. I can't wait to read more from this author.

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  • Jan
  • 04-06-2018

Antidote for carpy days!

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This is the very book you need on a bad day or after a really lousy shift! The characters certainly are and the interactions will have you laughing in spite of yourself. The publisher's blurb gives hints but doesn't begin to prepare you for all of the fun! I'm so glad that I picked up the Whispersync so I could listen to the marvelous narrator while I was stuck with some odious tasks. And to top it off, it was on sale!

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  • Brenda S
  • 08-05-2018

Remembering Driving Miss Daisy

This was an interesting story with creativity throughout and mini stories within. The Narrator did great job. It was a story going nowhere in particular. In its basics it’s about a couple that is new to this area/neighborhood and how she adjusts and gets to know a group of ladies, and comes to love them. There are lots of adventures in between.

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  • t duccini
  • 04-05-2018

I hate read this book

I felt compelled to finish this book, but immediately regretted the decision to read it in the first pages. The author is great at analogies, similes, and metaphors. But there’s no story here. The analogies, similes, and metaphors, even stop being interesting as they are the only consistent effort. I thought, “Man, what a super power. An ability to generate descriptors but no real characters to like. No story begging to be told.”

I forced myself to finish the book in case there was a redeeming end. Nope.

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  • S. C.
  • 02-05-2018

Very funny book!

I did not expect to laugh so much whem I started this book. I was entertained throughout the entire book.

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  • Vanessa C
  • 14-04-2018

A Great Ensemble Novel

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

This was such a fun book. I happen to like ensemble stories and this hit all of the right marks. To me, a good group comedy has a straight man/woman, (who is the main character Helen Johnson), who also happens to have a funny and supportive husband. It has a bossypants leader, (Doris), various timid, daring, seductive, and rather senile characters who all form this group the "Rejected Writers' Book Club". Pad it with a journey, interesting side characters, and a couple of serious and sentimental storylines, and you have an ideal novel.

This story is not meant to be taken as a serious book, it is for the fun of it. This is about a group of older ladies who embark on a road trip to seek a much sought after "rejection letter".

The premise of this book is that you cannot belong to this club unless you always have your book or writing rejected by various publishers. They treasure these rejections and place them all in a file. When one of the original members receives an acceptance letter, a few of the members set out to retrieve the manuscript and obtain the much coveted rejection sheet. Many zany incidents occur, crazy characters intervene, and natural disasters detain.

I listened to this book on audio and the character narration was distinguishable and hilarious.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Rejected Writers' Book Club?

I think the scenes where the entire group is preparing to go home and then actively going through the security checkpoint to fly back to Washington state. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

What does Tanya Eby bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The various accents make this book.

Who was the most memorable character of The Rejected Writers' Book Club and why?

I would have to say the main character, Helen Johnson herself. She is not only the straight woman for this group, she has hilarious constantly running inner commentaries.

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  • Patreesha
  • 20-03-2017

Amusing

The blurb tells you what it's about. I just figured that I needed something light to listen to after all the psychological thrillers I usually listen to. This was certainly entertaining. I definitely will not remember this book after I've read a few more of any genre. It was amusing but not one of my top books that's for sure.

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  • Dominique
  • 18-02-2017

Southern drawl...

Is there anything you would change about this book?

I have to say this is not an inspiring story and it would have been listenable if it wasn't for the narrator's american drawl lasting for 8 hrs. I admit I struggled to get to the end favouring something more thrilling. In fact, I have 2 hours left to go and I don't think I'm going to make it... send help!!

What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

Never made it!

What didn’t you like about Tanya Eby’s performance?

Boring!

Do you think The Rejected Writers' Book Club needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

Absolutely not!