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  • By: Steven Butler
  • Narrated by: Steven Butler
  • Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
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Publisher's Summary

Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel!

A hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for Frankie Banister and his parents, who run the hotel.

When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to  have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret....

©2018 Steven Butler. All rights reserved (P)2018 Simon & Schuster, UK. All Rights Reserved.

Critic Reviews

"Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist...." (Cressida Cowell)   

"A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold." (Francesca Simon)

"A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny." (Jeremy Strong)

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