Get Your Free Audiobook

The Merry Spinster

Tales of Everyday Horror
Narrated by: Christina Traister
Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
Non-member price: $26.32
After 30 days, Audible is $16.45/mo. Cancel anytime.

Publisher's Summary

A collection of darkly playful stories based on classic folk and fairy tales (but with a feminist spin) that find the sinister in the familiar and the familiar in the alien - from Mallory Ortberg, author of Texts from Jane Eyre.

From Mallory Ortberg comes a collection of darkly mischievous stories based on classic fairy tales. Adapted from her beloved "Children's Stories Made Horrific" series, The Merry Spinster takes up the trademark wit that endeared Ortberg to fans of both The Toast and her best-selling debut Texts from Jane Eyre. The feature has become among the most popular on the site, with each entry bringing in tens of thousands of views, as the stories proved a perfect vehicle for Ortberg’s eye for deconstruction and destabilization. Sinister and inviting, familiar and alien all at the same time, The Merry Spinster updates traditional children's stories and fairy tales with elements of psychological horror, emotional clarity, and a keen sense of feminist mischief.

Readers of The Toast will instantly recognize Ortberg's boisterous good humor and uber-nerd swagger: those new to Ortberg's oeuvre will delight in her unique spin on fiction, where something a bit mischievous and unsettling is always at work just beneath the surface.

Unfalteringly faithful to its beloved source material, The Merry Spinster also illuminates the unsuspected, and frequently, alarming emotional complexities at play in the stories we tell ourselves, and each other, as we tuck ourselves in for the night.

Bed time will never be the same.

©2018 Mallory Ortberg (P)2018 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

What members say

No Reviews are Available
Sort by:
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars
  • VikingRob
  • 25-02-2019

not scary at all, but well told. Reader great!

This book was not scary, but is well written. Retelling of classic fairy tales. That said the reader performance was terrific.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    1 out of 5 stars
  • therightway
  • 23-10-2018

Worst load of tripe I've ever had to swallow, are these supposed to be RIP offs of Disney storylines?

Or the first horrible drafts of such stories? Worthless, don't waste your time. I'm 35 I ended up ushering it to put myself to sleep when the melatonin wasn't working.

0 of 9 people found this review helpful

Sort by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
  • NotYourAmelie
  • 14-02-2019

Glad I bought it

I feel like the narrator struck the exact right tone, and the stories themselves were cleverly constructed and very well written