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The Meet-Poop

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The Meet-Poop

By: Noelle Salazar
Narrated by: Ryan Lee Dunlap, Thérèse Plummer
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Supermodel Lior Flynn is at the top of her game: gorgeous, confident, and successful. But as her thirtieth birthday looms, she finds herself growing tired of the constant media scrutiny and even more tired of men who only view her as arm candy. Yearning to travel the world’s beautiful places rather than just pose in them, she’s ready for a change and ready to make a real connection—if she can find the courage to take the first step.

Bestselling novelist Graham Forrester is still reeling from the collapse of his marriage to a flashy socialite turned influencer, and officially done with high-drama women. Trapped post-divorce in a house that no longer feels like home and tending to his beloved old dog Brontë who doesn’t have long to live, he knows he’s stuck in a desperate rut but has no idea how to get out.

When Lior’s designer sneaker hits a steaming pile of you-know-what from the sweet golden retriever at the end of Graham’s leash, it’s no meet cute—in fact, it’s a meet-poop. And every encounter after is somehow messier than the first, until a chance moment when both let their guards down and sparks fly. But can Lior trust Graham not to put her in a book and bolster his own fame? And can Graham trust that the drama of Lior’s life won’t derail his own?

©2025 Noelle Salazar (P)2025 Blackstone Publishing
Romantic Comedy
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