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The Long Shoe

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The Long Shoe

By: Bob Mortimer
Narrated by: Bob Mortimer, Diane Morgan, Arabella Weir
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 THE INSTANT BESTSELLER BY MULTI-MILLION COPY BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER.

‘A touching story of human relationships’ The Guardian
‘A delight to read’ Daily Express
‘Characteristically offbeat and thoroughly amiable’ Financial Time

Bathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend has left him. He wants his luck to change and he wants things to go back to how they were. Out of the blue he is offered a job that comes with a free luxury apartment. He hopes this might be enough to tempt her back. But, as events unfold, it starts to dawn on him that perhaps she didn't leave of her own accord after all...?

‘A genuinely unexpected storyline . . . Definitely good for a plane ride or holiday when you can settle in and soak up the idiosyncratic characters and startling plot twists.’ ***** The Daily Telegraph

Praise for Bob Mortimer:

'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else' The Guardian

‘The much loved comic proves adept at noirish fiction in a debut whose surrealist humour sets it apart’ – Observer

‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times

'There is a sweetness to his worldview that makes his writing gently poignant... Like Spike Milligan, the only vintage comic whose fiction is still read, Mortimer has managed to use a novel as a vehicle for his distinctive comedic voice' The Telegraph Cosy Dark Humour Editors Select Literature & Fiction Mystery Suspense Thriller & Suspense Funny Witty

Editorial Review

A quirky new caper
Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to his work, The Long Shoe is an incredible evolution in Bob Mortimer’s style and storytelling—and sure to become his next big hit. A caper full of oddball characters, unbelievable circumstances, and a mystery that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat, Mortimer has managed to craft another tale that perfectly encapsulates his distinctive comedic style. Featuring an incredible cast of characters (and accents!), a talking cat, and a literal long shoe, Mortimer delivers another listen that’s as riveting as it is funny. With a performance led by Mortimer—alongside comedians Diane Morgan and Arabella Weir—it’s simply perfect in audio.—Michael C., Audible Editor

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Big Mortimer was born to tell stories, from quirky characters to funny slogans and talking animals, he’s got it all wrapped up

Bob at his Bob best

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I just love the way Bob can tell a story that is exciting funny and sad all at the same time. What a gift. Adore all his characters.

Devastated if got to wait for his next book!

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Loved the characters, the intrigue, humour and did not see where it was going. Fabulous Bob Mortimer story

Brilliant Bob story

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Bob's writing style is as charming and unique as he is, and I thoroughly enjoyed the audiobook version of this book, as I have his last two fiction books. Diane Morgan playing Harriet was a great call, and she nailed it. Found the ending a tad messy but overall loved it so won't dock a full star.

Mortimerian Tale absolutely worth your time

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Fun story, engaging and light. Great work Mr. Mortimer. Highly recommend if you have liked his other books

Bob is always a fun read/listen

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