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The Helen 100

How I Took My Waxer's Advice and Cured Heartbreak By Going on 100 Dates in Less Than a Year

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The Helen 100

By: Helen Razer
Narrated by: Helen Razer
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When Helen's partner of 15 years announced without warning that she 'needed to grow', and left in the Toyota, Helen remained in her pyjamas, ordering barbecue chicken, and crying on her cat.

After disclosing her foulest thoughts on an XXX app, quitting her job, and receiving bad advice from her discount shrink, she cried again; this time on her beauty therapist, who dared her to go on 100 dates inside a year. Razor took that dare. Naked, funny, and frankly embarrassing – this is the Helen 100.

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Brilliant and hilarious. Great advice for the recently dumped and newly dating. I couldn't stop listening. Truly one of my favourite ladies. Have adored her since her Triple J radio days and it was so refreshing to hear her voice again.

Helen Razer at her best...

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one of the most truthful and acurrate portrayals of being left by a long-term partner. Helen manages to explore the nuances of truth and being without actually being a wanker despite thinking she is one, which isn't true. What a beautiful heart.

heartmakingly beautiful

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