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The Garden Plot Diaries

By: Endy Wright
Narrated by: Richard Salem
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In the small town of Monadnock, New Hampshire, two aging veterans watch as war breaks out between its Garden Society and other community organizations, all set to the seasons and schedules of a New England vegetable garden.

Small town government overreach meets its match. When an errant bottle finds itself into the trash instead of the recycling bin, the authorities are called in to investigate. The investigation is shocking: Not only does it reveal a root beer bottle among the general recyclables but also the potential for juvenile cannibalism. Or not.

German Chinese operatives infiltrate Monadnock and threaten the freedom of America. They may be old, but they still know how to kick some ass. God bless America.

There is nothing better than an autumnal tale of horror and suspense. Safe to go out into the fields? Safe to choose a pumpkin to carve into a jack-o-lantern? Maybe. Maybe not. Only in the quiet New England town of Monadnock can a German farmer of Guernseys make you think twice about accepting a free New England pumpkin, but perhaps with good reason.

©2022 Nicholas D. Wright (P)2023 Nicholas D. Wright

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