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The Dragon Squisher

By: Scott McCormick
Narrated by: Adam Fuller
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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”

So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.

Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.

Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

©2019 Scott McCormick (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC. Fantasy Kids Audible Originals Science Fiction & Fantasy Fiction Magic Dragons Teen Comedy
About the Creator - Scott McCormick

About the Creator

Scott McCormick: When he’s not flustering emus or stymying mambas, Scott McCormick enjoys annoying his children until they tell their mother. He also writes. He writes all kinds of stuff. Some of it is good. He wrote the Mr. Pants series of graphic novels. Those were good. You should totally check them out. So are the books he writes for Audible, including Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World, and its sequel, Rivals 2. He’s also excited about his first novel, The Dragon Squisher, which is just as funny and squishy as it sounds. Scott lives on the western edge of the easternmost part of southern North Carolina, right smack in the middle of it all.
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Entertaining story from start to finish, and read so well by this narrator. Highly recommend.

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If after reading the synopsis or back cover of this book, you expected anything beyond a very silly adventure, you are going to be disappointed.
If how ever you are in the mood for a light hearted adventure with a group of screwup teenagers who may or may not have discovered the last mythical item, then buckle up for a wild ride.
Younger readers who are not well read on Tolkien may not get why parts of the story are funny, due to the very derisive nature of this setting.

A silly romp-but fun

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Great kids or adults story with lots of interesting characters and several funny bits. Well narrated

A Fun Read

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The author & the narrator seemed to be having fun producing this audiobook. This was like Lord of the Rings met Wimpy Kid.

A fun & funny parody of LOTR

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