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The Classics Slacker Reads Wuthering Heights

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The Classics Slacker reads the classics so you don't have to! The Classics Slacker had always intended to read the classics of world literature but never quite got around to it. You didn’t, either? Not to worry. The Classics Slacker has stopped slacking and started summarizing them for you in The Classics Slacker series—blatantly irreverent takes on the “Great Books.” Whoooooosh!!!

It’s always windy over the moors in England where lovers Heathcliff and Catherine run around, day and night, climbing crags, counting birds, and defying everyone who would keep them apart. Of course, they have to seek shelter if it starts to rain or they will catch their death of cold. Literally. Back in Emily Brontë’s day, getting just the slightest bit damp was a surefire death sentence. That’s the kind of action-packed good fun and romance you’ll find in "The Classics Slacker Reads Wuthering Heights." Not to mention snarling dogs, incomprehensible servants, lumpy porridge, unlicensed doctors, raging alcoholics, abusive parents, abusive kids, prolonged sicknesses, and so much more!

©2025 Cristina Negrón, Debsorah Martin, Heidi Mastrogiovanni (P)2025 Cristina Negrón, Deborah Martin, Heidi Mastrogiovanni
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