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The Christmas Pig
- Narrated by: Amaka Okafor, Rocco Padden, Gerran Howell, Tom Alexander, Rachel Atkins, Annette Badland, Karen Bartke, Nicholas Boulton, Saffron Coomber, Clare Corbett, Sandra Gayer, Gerard McDermott, Yasmin Mwanza, Jemima Penny, Summer Rose
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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Publisher's Summary
One boy and his toy are about to change everything....
Jack loves his childhood toy Dur Pig. DP has always been there for him, through good and bad. Until one Christmas Eve something terrible happens - DP is lost. But Christmas Eve is a night for miracles and lost causes, a night when all things can come to life...even toys. And Jack’s newest toy - the Christmas Pig (DP’s annoying replacement) - has a daring plan: Together they’ll embark on a magical journey to seek something lost and to save the best friend Jack has ever known....
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- Tam Drury
- 21-12-2022
Loved this story
I'm ten years old. I found this story really entertaining and exciting. I really recommend it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-01-2023
Kids and I loved the story
Story was a wonderful Christmas tale and my kids were enthralled and still talk about it.
The narrator excellent and the some of the cast were also good. I’m not sure if it was the editing or the cast but sometimes if felt like some of the ensemble didn’t know what was going on. Felt a bit disjointed in parts. Still better than me reading aloud tho
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- Hanaa w.
- 26-05-2023
Addictive!
Amazing book, great reading and sound effects, the whole family enjoyed it from my 7 year old to myself.
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- Anonymous User
- 19-12-2021
Poor tp (the pig 😚)
Oh my gosh it was such a thriller at times I was like WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT??? The first few parts were quite sad and made me cry a little but it had a little message hidden in there for the younger ones 😀 but when they went into the lost realm is when it got interesting 🤔 overall it was AMAZING 😻
-Arwen 10
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- Christy
- 13-11-2021
The Christmas pig
This story was interesting but dragged on a bit. Some bits were a little scary for younger listeners.
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- Casey
- 02-09-2022
Awesome book
My Five year old listened through to the end and absolutely loved it. So did I! Beautiful story and great for all ages.
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- Warren Seip
- 18-06-2023
I loved it!
I love how deep it is, it really shocked me on the last part with the Christmas morning.
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- Raelene
- 30-09-2022
Another good read
Loved this book, it was easy to read and interesting story line.
Enjoyed reading it to family.
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- Amazon Customer
- 21-08-2023
Great book for children
My 6 year old thought this book was awesome. He found it interesting and was eager to listen to it every night.
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- Michelle
- 23-04-2024
Excellent Book!
My son and I LOVED this book, it was also excellently produced for us with all of the voices.
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