
The Cart Pusher
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Narrated by:
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Tristan Wright
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Mia Valyn
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GraceWright Productions
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By:
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Phil M. Williams
About this listen
Why am I here?
My life’s pointless. I was going to Penn before my parents got divorced and stopped paying my tuition. Now I’m back at Big-Mart.
The only positive in my life is Charlotte, my hot girlfriend. Although, if I’m being honest, it’s not going so well. My coworker, Kyle, is a misogynist, but he might be right about Charlotte’s monkey branching, which apparently means she’s still with me, but looking to trade up.
I think she might be interested in our boss. Ron’s been known to “date” the most attractive associates. But I have a plan to turn it all around. I’ve been saving and investing in Bitcoin.
I’m gonna be rich. You’ll see. Then I’ll show everybody.
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