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The Cart Pusher

By: Phil M. Williams
Narrated by: Tristan Wright, Mia Valyn, GraceWright Productions
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Why am I here?

My life’s pointless. I was going to Penn before my parents got divorced and stopped paying my tuition. Now I’m back at Big-Mart.

The only positive in my life is Charlotte, my hot girlfriend. Although, if I’m being honest, it’s not going so well. My coworker, Kyle, is a misogynist, but he might be right about Charlotte’s monkey branching, which apparently means she’s still with me, but looking to trade up.

I think she might be interested in our boss. Ron’s been known to “date” the most attractive associates. But I have a plan to turn it all around. I’ve been saving and investing in Bitcoin.

I’m gonna be rich. You’ll see. Then I’ll show everybody.

©2022 Phil M. Williams (P)2023 Phil M. Williams

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