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The Burglar Diaries

By: Danny King
Narrated by: Dave John
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Publisher's Summary

Here's a first-person account of a petty thief, Bex. He's a bit of a geezer, who, with long-time partner-in-crime Ollie, just about gets by on the money he makes from house-breaking in small-time suburbia. Bex talks and walks us through a dozen noteworthy jobs and give us his thoughts on life, love and nicking.

Includes an exclusive recorded interview with the author.

©2001 Danny King (P)2006 W. F. Howes Ltd

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"An absolutely hilarious, laugh out loud book." (Bruce Reynolds)

 "Danny King is one of the few writers who can make me laugh out loud." (David Baddiel) 

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