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The Book of Tequila

Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions

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The Book of Tequila

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: C W Jones
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The sacred. The sinful. The stupid. Tequila is all of it—and this is your lime-salted, smoke-soaked guide to surviving it.

There are books about tequila—and then there’s this unholy gospel of agave-fueled madness.

The Book of Tequila: Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions is your laugh-out-loud, profanity-laced, weirdly informative guide to the most dangerous spirit on Earth. From Aztec mythology and colonial corruption to celebrity scams and late-night regret, this isn’t just a booze book—it’s a full-blown tequila exorcism.

Whether you're a seasoned agave snob or a brave soul with a salt rim and bad ideas, this book delivers humor, history, and hangover-friendly wisdom in equal shots.

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross

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