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The Book of SIMPs

A Biblical Guide to Love, Loss, and Learning from the Down Bad

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The Book of SIMPs

By: Ronald Rhoden II
Narrated by: Taj Zillner
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The Ancient Art of SIMPing....

SIMPing. It’s not just a modern problem—it’s been around since biblical times. Some of the greatest men in history, from kings to warriors to prophets, have fallen victim to this tragic fate. You might think of SIMPs as guys today who send cash to OF models or wait five years in the “friend zone,” but make no mistake—these men have nothing on the biblical SIMPs, who risked their kingdoms, strength, and even their lives just to impress a woman.

But what exactly is a SIMP? And how do you know if you're one?

©2025 Ronald Rhoden II (P)2025 Ronald Rhoden II
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