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Thank You for My Service

Narrated by: Mat Best
Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
5 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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New York Times best seller

The unapologetic, laugh-your-ass-off military memoir both vets and civilians have been waiting for, from a five-tour Army Ranger turned YouTube phenomenon and zealous advocate for veterans

Members of the military’s special operations branches share a closely guarded secret: They love their jobs. They relish the opportunity to fight. They are thankful for it, even, and hopeful that maybe, possibly, they’ll also get to kill a bunch of bad guys while they’re at it. You don’t necessarily need to thank them for their service - the pleasure is all theirs.

In this hilarious and personal memoir, listeners ride shotgun alongside former Army Ranger and private military contractor and current social media phenomenon Mat Best, into the action and its aftermath, both abroad and at home. From surviving a skin infection in the swampy armpit of America (aka Columbus, Georgia) to kicking down doors on the outskirts of Ramadi, from blowing up a truck full of enemy combatants to witnessing the effects of a suicide bombing right in front of your face, Thank You for My Service gives listeners who love America and love the good guys fresh insight into what it’s really like inside the minds of the men and women on the front lines.

It’s also a sobering yet steadying glimpse at life for veterans after the fighting stops, when the enemy becomes self-doubt or despair and you begin to wonder why anyone should be thanking you for anything, least of all your service. How do you keep going when something you love turns you into somebody you hate? For veterans and their friends and families, Thank You for My Service will offer comfort in the form of a million laughs and counsel as a blueprint for what to do after the war ends and the real fight begins.

And for civilians, this is the insider account of military life you won’t find anywhere else, told with equal amounts of heart and balls. It’s Deadpool meets Captain America, except one went to business school and one went to therapy, and it’s anyone’s guess which is which.

©2019 Mat Best, Ross Patterson, and Nils Parker (P)2019 Random House Audio

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  • Rick Valkyrie
  • 21-08-2019

If Deadpool was a ranger...with less cancer

One of the best fusions of military, dark humor, and life lessons I've read. extremely easy to get through with great narrative performance by Mat Best himself.

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  • Thomas
  • 24-08-2019

It's homo-erotic enough to probably be true.

Matt Best doesn't write like a POG so that's pretty cool, I guess.

It sounds way too crazy to be true... but that's the problem, you may be able to exaggerate things like this, but you'd be hard pressed to just make them up.

Also was disappointed that at no point did Matt beat up a 13 year old in the cereal aisle of the local supermarket; because, Hollywood has promised me that upon contact with that many delicious options and no one to tell us what to do... veterans lash out... especially at young children and pregnant women in particular.

Thanks Matt, how am I supposed to deal with this crippling disappointment?

buy the book.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 23-08-2019

I laughed, I cried, I touched myself.

Actually had my attention the whole time. What started as wanting to listen to one chapter turned to two then before I knew it it was 4am and on chapter 14. Being a vet I found the way dark humor balanced the more dark aspects of war. Keep up the amazing work Mat.

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  • Dennis Iler
  • 20-08-2019

Deadpool enlisted

This is amazing! So good guys, ask yourself do you love deadpool then your going to love this book by Mat Best! its the way I've always wanted to hear war stories!

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  • Andrew
  • 20-08-2019

Amazing!

This is a great listen! Only the author could narrate this book to make it extremely entertaining, and boy does he do it to the fullest!

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  • eli
  • 20-08-2019

Fantastic

It was legendary and inspiring I will absolutely will be listening again and and again

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  • Anonymous User
  • 14-09-2019

Exceeded my expectations by a mile!

Mr Mat Best is such an inspiration for all mankind. To lay your heart and soul out there for the world to see takes more courage than one could ever imagine. I am honored to have the opportunity to hear his story and look forward to all his future brings to this great country.

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  • Joshua
  • 24-08-2019

Grab a towel. For more than one reason.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be disgusted to your very core, and you'll be turned on. Usual all at the same time.

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  • Jared S.
  • 22-08-2019

F*cking Brilliant

Every story, every laugh, every curse word I resonated with. Matt Best tells the story of our war the way only a knuckle dragger can. His time overseas and the transition to civilian life were especially relatable. His voice was that of silk and the words brought me to a full, engorged erection.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 21-08-2019

Irreverently terrible and brilliant.

I usually hate it when authors read their books. They aren't pro readers so it usually is unlistenable. That being said. Best did a terrific job and I can't imagine listening to anyone else for 7+ hours besides Sean Connery read this book. Also the book is great. If you like the watered down Opera book club books that'll be made into movies, this isn't it. But if you liked the reality of Generation Kill, it's along these lines. You'll probably be offended if you're not an 11B, but it'll give you glimpse into the mind of America's "Best".

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