Swine Not?
A Novel
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Swine Not?
Narrated by:
Jimmy Buffett, L.J. Ganser
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Narrated by:
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Jimmy Buffett
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L.J. Ganser
When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff—especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast—becomes imperative.
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