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As the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve, Cass finds her husband lying naked on a coat-strewn bed, entwined with another woman. She's determined to get over him - and soon. Luckily, there are plenty of distractions: juggling a young family with a burgeoning social life and a return to work...and narrowly avoiding arrest.

Then one day, she falls for the last person she could ever have predicted....

©2017 Debbie Viggiano (P)2017 W.F. Howes Ltd

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Wow! This book makes me want to never read again. First off, I don't know how old the author is but for a book about late 30 to 40 something year olds these character spoke and acted like 60-70 year olds! So that was the first point at which I started rolling my eyes, but then the author went on to make the lead female character seem so incredibly dumb!! (I won't point out at which parts as I don't want to spoil this terrible book for the next poor soul who wants to give it a go)
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  • 14-10-2019

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

The voice for this book was fantastic. She made this book more than come alive. I wanted it to never ever end!

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  • 26-07-2018

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I have to agree with others. The voice was really too old for the ages of the women. It almost ruins what is a very humorous story.

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  • lynsay g
  • 12-07-2019

Some real laugh out loud moments!

The genuine laugh out loud moments outnumber the eye roll & skip 30 seconds because it's just so obvious ones. I definitely enjoyed it overall & Jilly Bond is one of my favourite narrators.

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  • Aveesha Collins
  • 09-03-2018

Wrong narrator

Well written story,however the narrators voice was very annoying,too old for the character and spoke in a kind of grandma talking to baby kind of voice,sounded like she was laughing most of the time even during the sad parts,ruined the book for me.

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