Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
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Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
Narrated by:
Kailaan "The Soliloquy Man" Carter
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Narrated by:
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Kailaan "The Soliloquy Man" Carter
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By:
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Lance Carbuncle
About this listen
Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill, and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er-do-well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida skunk ape.
©2012 Vicious Galoot Books, Co. (P)2016 Vicious Galoot Books, Co.
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