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Skeleton in the Closet
- A Dragon Business Adventure
- Narrated by: Kevin J. Anderson
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Publisher's Summary
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Join former scamp Cullin and his merry band of confidence men (and one liberated princess) as they put The Sting in the Middle Ages. With dreams of being a hero, or at least a storyteller, Cullin travels with Sir Dalbry, a washed-up knight in shining armor; Reeger, ready and eager for any part of the dirty work; and Affonyl, former princess, who wanted to study science and alchemy, rather than embroidery.
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