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Signs of Cupidity: A Fantasy Reverse Harem Story

Heart Hassle, Book 1
Narrated by: Melissa Schwairy
Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (18 ratings)
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Publisher's Summary

You'd think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong. Sure, I can blow some Lust into people's faces and watch the show, but I can't actually participate. It gets old, trust me. Same goes for love. I can pass it out like sugar-free lollipops at a dentist's office, but I can't get any love for myself. It totally sucks.  

I used to consider myself a hopeless romantic, so why wouldn't I choose to become a cupid? Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong again. They don't call us stupid cupids for nothing. I'm stuck in this never-ending afterlife where I'm invisible, lonely, and bitter as hell. And yeah, I'm probably responsible for some terrible matchmaking out there. Sorry, not sorry.  

All my bad cupid'ing might be why I was exiled from the human realm. You can do only so much before the cupid bosses get all huffy. Unfortunately, my bitterness carried over into the new realm, and then I attacked a fae prince with Love Arrows. Accidentally. Okay, not accidentally. But hey, he deserved it. What I didn't expect was for him to retaliate and hit my ass with some crazy magic mojo strong enough to push me into the physical realm. Whoa.   

That's right. This cupid just got a real body. And you know what that means.... Now it's my turn to get some. Love, I mean. Get your head out of the gutter. Wink, wink bitches.   

Author's note: This is a medium-burn reverse harem story. It includes explicit language and sexual situations. Intended for audiences 18 years and older. As this is a series, there will be a cliff-hanger.

©2018 Raven Kennedy (P)2018 Raven Kennedy

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  • IMEE B
  • Queensland Australia
  • 05-11-2018

***Hilarious***

I love this book so much, I laughed so hard lol five star is well deserved.
I love ML she is the funniest craziest Cupid ever and her guys? well their hot as sin and chemistry sizzles between them. Melissa Schwairy she is amazing in her narratives she plays the MC perfectly.

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Don’t give up too early

To be honest, I found the heroine very annoying to begin with. She also talks to the reader and I nearly quit the book within the first few chapters.
Give it a chance, because it does get better and I am now thoroughly invested in the series.

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  • Megan Wells
  • 07-11-2018

So funny!

I loved this book. I loved the main character. She is so funny and sweetly jaded. I also love the guys! Even not first. The narrator did a good job. I am so glad the author chose to turn this one into a audiobook. I highly recommend this book.

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  • Niaboo2000
  • 04-11-2018

WHY DO AUTHORS DO THIS????

Better Reverse Harems are Trickery Curse of Gods series and Portrait of Pain. Reverse Harems are tricky to do but why is it expected to believe a woman can be bleeding to death but still feel lust from a group of guys who want to hurt her??? It is so frustrating that authors don't know how to ease the main female lead character into the multiple relationships. It starts as a decent story but then it turns stupid when she is being physically harmed and still feels like having sex, turns down help to remove the arrow and the sheer amount of the use of the word "corporal" is utter agony.

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  • Ivy Seablom
  • 02-01-2019

Can’t get enough!

I loved this book! I wasn’t too sure where the story would go in the beginning, but I loved where it went!! And my god this book literally had me busting up laughing, making my boyfriend give me sideways glances while I listened. So good!! Highly recommend!!

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  • Stephanie Alexander
  • 17-02-2019

Amusing

At first I couldn’t stand the narrator, it originally sounded like she had a lisp which I find really hard to not be bothered by when listening to an audio book. But I felt this either lightened up as the book went on or I may have just got used to it. She also did a decent job with the male voices, which some female narrators completely botch. So overall I was satisfied with the performance.

As for the story, this main character reminded me So So much of the main chick from Curse Of the Gods series. Everything about her seemed the same (also reverse harem style). She was ok, tho mildly annoying at times, I still found it light and comedic which I enjoy. I also feel like this characters circumstances give her more of a reason to be the way she is even when annoying (unlike in curse of the gods). Also this was an extremely slow burn. Don’t get any goods in this book, fingers crossed we get to the good stuff in the next one.

Overall I found it enjoyable and amusing. Will read next in series!

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  • MBlack
  • 02-02-2019

good story. takes a bit long to get into the story

but once you are in it , it just draws you in. very cheeky, funny , full of sexual tension and Interesting. a book you will enjoy.

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  • Alyssa
  • 29-01-2019

Cute

the story is cute. it's original and fun, which is hard to find in the reverse harem genre. overall, I liked it. The main character is fun, and funny, and a perfect cupid. Shes not ridiculous OP, but she has her wiles and abilities that she works well. overall, I liked it.

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  • Lauren
  • 28-12-2018

Flagrant plagiarism

Major plot points and entire conversations are taken directly from the Curse of the Gods series. It’s been a year since I read those books and immediately checked the comments to see if the likeness was my own imagination. According to the comments, this book copies heavily from Curse of the Gods and another series I haven’t read yet. While I would like to continue this series, I can’t, in good conscience, support blatant plagiarism. If a college student were to submit this as an assignment, they would be eligible for expulsion under most standard codes of conduct. As fun as this first book was, I simply can’t compromise my morals for a story.

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  • Darcy
  • 17-12-2018

So freaking awesome!!

This has to be one of my favorite audiobooks of 2018! The story is hilarious and narration is fantastic and really brings the characters to life. I cannot wait to listen to the 2nd book in the series! I really hope Emelle and the Genfins all get a HEA.

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  • tegan
  • 15-12-2018

freaking funny

i loved this book. slow start though. just stick w/ it unil after chpt 6

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  • Marcelle Ellis
  • 30-11-2018

LMAO good!

So sweet and funny, I want red wings and purple hair. Good for a second listen. Keep the story going and love the narrator.

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  • Danielle Hall
  • 30-01-2019

Great read!!

I love this book!! It’s definitely a must read. It’s one of those books you just don’t want to put down.