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Short Story Press Presents They Are Everywhere

By: Matthew Kilpatrick, Short Story Press
Narrated by: Wayne Jones
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Publisher's Summary

Short Story Press presents "They Are Everywhere", by Matthew Kilpatrick  

“They Are Everywhere” is a story that combines the elements of the most spine-tingling supernatural horror with the funniest comedy. Never before have malevolent spirits, poltergeists, and haunted houses been so funny. Make no mistake though, the terror is real; it’s the witless protagonists and their incredibly inappropriate reactions that give the story its humor. In “They Are Everywhere”, you will encounter:  

  • A pair of dim-witted and entirely earnest main characters  
  • Three separate investigations into paranormal activity that do not go the way you might expect  
  • An interesting back story for the two main characters hinting at past exploits  
  • Elements based on other famous and well-known stories of hauntings  
  • Scenarios whose truth, whether supernatural or mundane, can easily be discerned by the listener, if not by the protagonists  
  • A final and interesting secret revealed to the listener, if nobody else
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