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Sew You Want to Be a Hero

Threadbare, Book 2

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Sew You Want to Be a Hero

By: Andrew Seiple
Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
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Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.

Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.

However, Threadbare's little girl is growing up now, and her own path is hard and brutal. Will she even have a use for her old teddy bear when they meet again? Will they both survive the encounter?

Warning: Contains profanity, violence, and a creepy villain who likes tentacles way too much.

©2018 Andrew Seiple (P)2018 Podium Audio
Action & Adventure Classics Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fiction Sword & Sorcery Paranormal Funny Survival LitRPG
All stars
Most relevant  
very different from book 1
more scary, more sad, brilliant performance
some Pratchett-esque moments really made it for me

just a hint of Terry Pratchett

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