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- A V-Card Diaries Novel
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Lili Valente
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Publisher's Summary
My best friend’s older brother excels at many things—being a bossy grump, a jerk, and...this hopeless virgin's fake fiancé?
I need a guy who understands that this is all pretend, and who better than a man who can't stand me—and vice versa? Besides, Derrick is the kind of cocky, confident, successful dude-bro my gram will adore.
We'll convince my ailing grandmother I’m not going to die alone, Derrick will honor that favor he owes me, and we'll part ways as enemies with no benefits.
It’s a rock-solid plan...until it isn’t.
Turns out I may have made a slight miscalculation.
Now Derrick is charming my family, sweeping me off my feet, and making me want crazy things.
Suddenly, I think I might actually want him to be my first and maybe...my only?
Yeah, I’m screwed.
So bleeping screwed.
This audiobook contains the bonus prequel novella 10,000 Things I Hate About You, Derrick and Harlow's origin story!
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- Barbra Lazzarini
- 25-04-2022
Fabulous ❤️🩹❤️🔥
I’m definitely loving this series and these beautiful characters. I especially loved listening to Jason and lili bring this story to life ❤️🔥❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🩹
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