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Rules for Vampires

By: Alex Foulkes
Narrated by: Kristin Atherton
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Straighten your cape and sharpen your claws...being a vampire is harder than it looks! The deliciously funny debut from Alex Faulkes.

There are highs and lows to being a vampire. On one claw, you get cool powers like beastly strength and hypnotism and the ability to GRIMWALK. On the other claw, however, vampires are bound by the Vampiric Laws: rules to protect the balance between the worlds of the Living and the Undead. And unfortunately, 11-year-old Leo has just forgotten rule number one.... The Rules for Vampires don't tell you what to do when you make a ghostly enemy, or accidentally restart an ancient war. But Leo and her very unusual family are more than up to the job.

A monstrously funny and devilishly dark new adventure from debut talent Alex Faulkes, Rules for Vampires is the series that fans of Lemony Snickett and Skulduggery Pleasant will devour for breakfast.    

©2021 Alex Foulkes (P)2021 Simon & Schuster Audio

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