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Rent a Hitman

A Renting Love Standalone

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Rent a Hitman

By: Darcy Rose
Narrated by: M.K. Blackwood, Robert Hatchet
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Summary

One wedding. One murder. One unforgettable love story.

Talon is a cold-blooded hitman with one rule: never get personal. His latest target? A smug prick attending his cousin's lavish wedding. The perfect in? Posing as the plus-one for the family's overlooked, cat-obsessed librarian.

There is only one problem: Ainsley isn't just quirky—she's sunshine wrapped in vintage dresses and animal chaos, the kind of woman who talks to her hairless cat like it's her therapist and blushes at compliments like they're contraband. She's everything Talon isn't supposed to want… and everything he suddenly can't stop thinking about.

What starts as a calculated con turns into stolen kisses, protective growls, and Talon publicly dismantling her toxic family one savage comeback at a time. But when the job is done and the body drops, the truth comes out: he's not an escort. He's a hitman.

A darkly hilarious, obsessively steamy rom-com where the hitman falls hardest, the sweet girl gets dangerous, and happily-ever-after comes with a body count.

©2026 Darcy Rose (P)2026 Podium Audio
Contemporary Romantic Comedy Funny Witty
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