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Ready for Absolutely Nothing

By: Susannah Constantine
Narrated by: Susannah Constantine
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Susannah Constantine, our loved style guru and one half of the outrageously popular television programme What Not to Wear, spent her youth entangled in glitz and glamour. Susannah's very first memoir is filled to the brim with scandalous stories, jaw-dropping royal relationships and star-studded encounters from pop stars to the fashion greats. But beneath it all is a woman who is still getting to know herself, even after falling in love at first sight, presenting one of the most monumental television programmes ever and having Princess Margaret as a second mother figure.

Uncertain of her future, unsure of how to cope with her own mother's tragic battle with bipolar disorder and becoming a mother herself, Susannah is on a journey of discovery, and her memoir tells you her greatest loves and lessons, bound together with disarming honesty and beguiling humour.

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A really funny and honest assessment of a life born into immense privilege and wealth. She’s a terrific narrator and at times the story is also very touching. My only criticism is that perhaps as an audio book the chapters can feel a little disjointed but regardless it’s fantastic listen

Funny, honest and self-deprecating

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Loved listening to this very funny and at times unexpected journey through Suzannah’s life. Well done on writing and recording this memoir.

Hysterical

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I loved your story, so many hilarious moments you articulated so beautifully and honestly.
Thank you so much for sharing yourself within this book.
I’ve always been a big fan and now I really do know why… much love x

Thoroughly enjoyed every word!

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An honest and frank account of Susannah's life. So interesting, beautifully written and narrated.

OMG just loved it

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I devoured this book. It moves along so vividly with pace and humour. I felt like I was sitting & listening to a friend over a cup of tea.

Brilliant

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Such a genuine and funny book with great stories about the upper class world. Still recovering from the Princess Margaret anecdotes. Loved her soothing posh voice too. Only complaint is that there was no chapter on the Trinny and Susannah years.

Hilarious and heartfelt

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A complete expose of Susannah Constantine by her. I love a good autobiographical rant and rave and this certainly fits the bill. A great insider’s view of her time and a very engaging behind the scenes truth of royalty. An engaging read.

The whole Susannah

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Laugh out loud moments. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this book read by the author.

Soothing Voice For Saucy Tales

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I was hooked from the opening of this book and absolutely inhaled it. Susannah read it beautifully and I loved her humour throughout. Highly recommend it.

Best book in a very long time

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Thanks Susannah! What a wonderfully inspirational memoir. Honest, humorous and uplifting. Absolutely loved it and all the better, hearing it read by you.

Absolutely loved it!

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