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Ready for Absolutely Nothing

By: Susannah Constantine
Narrated by: Susannah Constantine
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Susannah Constantine, our loved style guru and one half of the outrageously popular television programme What Not to Wear, spent her youth entangled in glitz and glamour. Susannah's very first memoir is filled to the brim with scandalous stories, jaw-dropping royal relationships and star-studded encounters from pop stars to the fashion greats. But beneath it all is a woman who is still getting to know herself, even after falling in love at first sight, presenting one of the most monumental television programmes ever and having Princess Margaret as a second mother figure.

Uncertain of her future, unsure of how to cope with her own mother's tragic battle with bipolar disorder and becoming a mother herself, Susannah is on a journey of discovery, and her memoir tells you her greatest loves and lessons, bound together with disarming honesty and beguiling humour.

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A really funny and honest assessment of a life born into immense privilege and wealth. She’s a terrific narrator and at times the story is also very touching. My only criticism is that perhaps as an audio book the chapters can feel a little disjointed but regardless it’s fantastic listen

Funny, honest and self-deprecating

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Loved listening to this very funny and at times unexpected journey through Suzannah’s life. Well done on writing and recording this memoir.

Hysterical

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I loved your story, so many hilarious moments you articulated so beautifully and honestly.
Thank you so much for sharing yourself within this book.
I’ve always been a big fan and now I really do know why… much love x

Thoroughly enjoyed every word!

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An honest and frank account of Susannah's life. So interesting, beautifully written and narrated.

OMG just loved it

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I devoured this book. It moves along so vividly with pace and humour. I felt like I was sitting & listening to a friend over a cup of tea.

Brilliant

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