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Poison for Breakfast

By: Lemony Snicket
Narrated by: Patrick Warburton
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A brand-new audiobook from the best-selling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events - a cautionary tale about his own demise.

For more than 20 years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young listeners through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest audiobook - a love letter to listeners young and old about the vagaries of real life - long-time fans and new listeners alike will experience Snicket's distinctive voice in a new way.

This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: you had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections....

©2021 Lemony Snicket (P)2021 Recorded Books
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It's easy to listen to on a busy morning Or It's good little read to enjoy whilst relaxing in the morning so that you can start the day off with a youthful sense and a smile.
Although If you're in a hurry you can comfortably adjust the speed frame up to 1.25 from .95 without it sounding like it's rushed.

A Fun light read. Love the Narrators voice!

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This is, by far, the best book I've ever read. It's so funny, so chaotic, so unnecessary and just absolutely bewildering. I loved it beyond words, and if I were to try to exaggerate how much I enjoyed this book, it would be very difficult. But to put it as best as I can, if my house were burning down and I could save this book or my entire family, I would save this book. Obviously I would actually save my family, but I would be sad that my book has burnt. Though I'd just buy another one.
I read this twice in two days.

Bewildering

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I really enjoyed this story, a philosophical but fun tale. The narration was great too very soothing.

Great

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The narrator was awesome. 💙I LOVED it 💙 it really gets you thinking of the world and how much we really know.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 100%

Poison for Breakfast

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This has got to be one of the most intriguing, relaxing, inspiring, reassuring books I’ve encountered. What a brilliant experience.

Wow

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