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Pitifully Ugly
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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Shannon Brycen believes she is the epitome of pitifully ugly. Kalen, Shannon's overly social sister, is determined to play matchmaker and find a special someone for her sister. After a disastrous date with one of Kalen's recent selections, Shannon decides to take her love life back into her own hands by joining the local lesbian cyber matchmaker.
Mid 30s, still single, housebroken but rabid. If you're looking for something different, then I'm your girl. Write me if you dare.... P. U. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to build her profile after consuming half a bottle of her favorite wine...or to use a picture of herself at the age of six - after she had cut her own hair - as her online profile photograph.
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- Helen Carmichael
- 09-06-2022
Hilarious
Once again Robin Alexander had me laughing out loud. Lori Prince does an outstanding performance as always and I know I will be listening to this over and over again. Great story with characters that are relatable and hilarious situations. Well worth a listen!
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