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Pitifully Ugly

By: Robin Alexander
Narrated by: Lori Prince
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Shannon Brycen believes she is the epitome of pitifully ugly. Kalen, Shannon's overly social sister, is determined to play matchmaker and find a special someone for her sister. After a disastrous date with one of Kalen's recent selections, Shannon decides to take her love life back into her own hands by joining the local lesbian cyber matchmaker.

Mid 30s, still single, housebroken but rabid. If you're looking for something different, then I'm your girl. Write me if you dare.... P. U. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to build her profile after consuming half a bottle of her favorite wine...or to use a picture of herself at the age of six - after she had cut her own hair - as her online profile photograph.

Hiding behind the online persona of Pitifully Ugly, Shannon finds the courage to meet new women and face the disaster called dating. As her charming personality surfaces, Shannon's search for the perfect match may be closer than she realizes.

©2010 Robin Alexander (P)2021 Tantor Contemporary Contemporary Romance Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Funny
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Once again Robin Alexander had me laughing out loud. Lori Prince does an outstanding performance as always and I know I will be listening to this over and over again. Great story with characters that are relatable and hilarious situations. Well worth a listen!

Hilarious

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First time I’ve listened to this Author, I followed the narrator who is great. Very funny and surprisingly sweet story. While improbable the Dildo sequence is hilarious!

Very funny

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