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Perishables

By: Michael G. Williams
Narrated by: Jack Wayne
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Publisher's Summary

Winner of the 2012 Laine Cunningham Novel Award!  

Everybody hates their homeowner’s association, and nobody likes a zombie apocalypse. Put the two together, and Withrow Surrett is having a truly craptastic night.  

Not to mention the fact that he’s got one big secret to keep from the idiots in his home - Withrow is a vampire.   

Perishables has been called by some “a gripping examination into suburban ennui set in a milieu of postmodern apocalyptic horror”. 

Not really. Those people would be navel-gazing idiots. Perishables is a bust-your-gut funny collection of three stories about trust, human and undead relationships, what community really means, and zombies.   

A LOT of freakin’ zombies.   

Fans of The Black Knight Chronicles, The Tome of Bill, and Fred, the Vampire Accountant will love this series.  

©2017 Michael G. Williams (P)2018 Falstaff Books

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