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By: Sophie Gonzales
Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
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A bisexual girl who gives anonymous love advice to her school friends is hired by the hot new kid to help him get his ex back. Leah on the Offbeat meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before - the new queer YA rom-com from Sophie Gonzales.

'Perfectly wonderful' - Becky Albertalli, New York Times bestselling author of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

Her advice, spot on. Her love life, way off.

Darcy Phillips:
Can give you the solution to any of your relationship woes - for a fee.
Uses her power for good. Most of the time.
Really cannot stand the new Australian jock at school, Alexander Brougham.
Has maybe not the best judgement when it comes to her best friend, Brooke...who is in love with someone else.
Does not appreciate being blackmailed.

But when Brougham catches Darcy in the act of collecting letters from locker 89 - out of which she's been running her questionably legal, anonymous relationship advice service - that's exactly what happens. In exchange for keeping her secret, Darcy begrudgingly agrees to become his personal dating coach. The goal? To help him win his ex-girlfriend back.

Darcy has good reason to keep her identity secret. If word gets out that she's behind the locker, some things she's not proud of will come to light, and there's a good chance Brooke will never speak to her again.

Okay, so all she has to do is help an entitled, bratty, (annoyingly hot) guy win over a girl who's already fallen for him once? What could possibly go wrong?

(P)2021 Macmillan Audio©2021 Sophie Gonzales LGBTQ+ Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy LGBTQIA+
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I really enjoyed this book. Current themes for teenagers, gender identity and sexuality, importance of actions and truth. The narration was very good.
Definitely recommended!

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the reason you should read it: Because it's a masterpiece.

reasons I will re-read it: bi representation, bi-phobia addressed, amazing characters, story is a guessing game of "when will this all go to S***", Chapter 21 QQC (QQQ) part "you're queer", and of course ADELAIDE ADELAIDE ADELAIDE!!!

Thank you for this, it is my bi book forever.

2026 book of the year for me

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Loved this book! It had a unique premise, likeable characters and good plot twists. The story wasn’t predictable and the voice actor was good too.

Very cute

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