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Patricia Wants to Cuddle

By: Samantha Allan
Narrated by: Cindy Kay, Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding, Laura Knight Keating, Susan Bennett
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It's week nine of this season of The Catch, and the cast and crew are arriving at their latest exotic location: a remote tree-covered island in the rainy North Pacific. America's most eligible bachelor (*eye-roll*) has whittled down the contestants to the Final Four, but as everyone online knows, he's probably just going to pick Vanessa. So far, so predictable.

At the top of Mount Resilience, luxury yurts surround an elegant firepit—all, of course, perfectly staged and lighted as the sight of some delicious drama for the cameras. But this week's Elimination Event isn't going to go as planned. In fact, this entire season of The Catch is about to be rather dramatically interrupted. Because someone—something—is watching from just beyond the trees. And they're out for blood.

©2022 Samantha Allan (P)2022 Faber Audio
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  • Categories: LGBTQ+

Critic Reviews

"Each character is voiced by a narrator who pulls the humanity from even the most outwardly vapid of them in this social satire and raucous lesbian horror tale." (Booklist)

"Five fantastic narrators expertly handle the multiple points of view in this delightfully odd ensemble story…" (AudioFile)

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