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Oh F*ck! Dinosaurs!

By: Dave Bruno
Narrated by: Luke Welland
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Summary

Who Will Survive a Night of Mesozoic Mayhem?

Deep in the mountains, there is a house that time has abandoned to rot. Its carcass remains as nothing more than a bad memory of a horrid nightmare. Inside its labyrinthine halls stalk primeval terrors the Earth has not seen in 66 million years. Their talons sharp, their teeth sharper. Their appetites hungry. This Hell is their Home. And their Guests have arrived...

In the debut novel by Dave Bruno, a mismatched group of college graduates has stumbled upon this horrible place in hopes of a having a fun, celebratory weekend. That is, if they can get over their personal issues as well as survive a night against bloodthirsty Cretaceous Creeps.

Azi Midas (he/they) is a spoiled rich brat who has recently landed themself in a host of issues thanks to their terrible decisions. He slept with his best friend's, Stella Alvarez's (she/her) boyfriend, Cameron Akagi (he/him) so that he could break up with his ex, Ellis Wheeler (she/they.) Azi will have to face all this drama while having dinosaurs biting at his heels.

Bernard Armester (he/him) and Chad Buffton (he/him) used to be best friends growing up, but college life had torn them apart as one sought to become the life of the party and the other sought more solitude in familiarity. In the middle of this is Frankie Bucek (he/him), a loose cannon who's toxicity becomes dangerous when pushed to his limits.

Can they survive a night of primeval terror?

©2025, 2026 Dave Bruno (P)2026 Dave Bruno
Horror Science Fiction Suspense Thriller & Suspense
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