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Of Octopuses and Men
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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Publisher's Summary
My grandparents’ grumpy neighbor is as hot as the lethal Florida sun. And like the sun, he’s bad for me. My taste in men is the worst - just ask my ex and his restraining order.
What am I doing in Florida with my grandparents, you wonder? Well, my best friend is an octopus, and he needs a bigger tank. So, I took a job at an aquarium in the Sunshine State.
I didn’t expect that sexy, long-haired grump to try to buy my octopus for some nefarious purpose. Nor did I expect to make out with him during a late-night swim at the beach.
And the last thing I expected was to run into him on my first day, at my new job, where he’s my boss....
Note: This is a stand-alone, raunchy, slow-burning romantic comedy featuring a sun-phobic marine biologist, her scorching hot grump of a boss, and an octopus who likes to go on walks in his mobile tank. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.
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- Bevers
- 23-04-2022
Hard to put down when work interrupts.
I loved this most amusing story. I’ve listened to it, via Audible, and have found impossible to put aside when I’ve been out and about. In my car, watering the garden and sitting at my computer when I should have been doing my job, it’s been a wonderful way to “read” this book. The narrators have done a great job.
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- Marty may
- 21-05-2022
Great!
Brilliant, quirky (not surprising) but never the less a lovely story! And it helps that Erin Mallon is a Boss and I basically love anything she narrates! 🌟
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- Barbra Lazzarini
- 06-07-2022
So cute 🥰
This was hilarious 😆 . I never learnt so much as I did on marine life 🐙🦑🦀🦞🐡🐠🐟🐋🐳🐬🦈🦭 . I loved her grandparents. Match makes haha 😆 I enjoyed listening to Erin but I wish I hear more of Sebastian in the story . He only does the epilogue🙁💖🐙💖
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