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Not in a Million Years
- Narrated by: Jessica Preddy
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Chronically single Kate is winning at life. She's finally saved enough to live alone in her dream home, she has a great group of friends, and she has—at last—perfected the ultimate chocolate cake. So what if her love life is dead on arrival?
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