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Not Today Satan

By: T.B. Markinson, Miranda MacLeod
Narrated by: Lori Prince
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One gossip column photo. One meddling family. One fake relationship that got way out of hand.

With no job, no apartment, and no money in the bank, unemployed chef Harley Plotkin didn't think her life could get any worse. Until she accidentally destroyed a high fashion photoshoot and got one of her best friends fired.

Now she has exactly one chance to repay her debt and get her friend his job back. All Harley has to do is survive ten weeks working for Santana Torres, legendary fashion designer, control freak, and all-around boss from hell. Santana has the warmth of a glacier, and Harley will be at her beck and call, day and night, from Manhattan ateliers to the runways of Paris.

But when menial servitude turns into tabloid fodder, suddenly Satan herself needs a favor. And for the first time, Harley has the upper hand.

The rules are simple. No feelings. No complications. Absolutely no funny business.

The problem? Harley never did know how to follow the rules.

A hilarious sapphic romance about fake relationships, real feelings, and the alarming discovery that this job from hell might lead to a match made in heaven.

©2026 T.B. Markinson (P)2026 T.B. Markinson Contemporary Literature & Fiction Romance Funny Witty New York
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I really enjoyed the humour, as well as the character development. An age gap, opposites attract, sunshine and grumpy story that rises above the tropes with the genuine humour and compelling story.

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