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No Rehab for Hounds

By: Cian McLysaght
Narrated by: Brian Avers
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The story of four generations of the Movi family, who all live in a crumbling Hollywood mansion, is chronicled by their stage acting dog and primary breadwinner Chumley P. Movi. A reality TV show based on their everyday existence appears to be the perfect vehicle to revive their glory days in the entertainment industry, but as the family will soon realize, you have to be careful what you wish for.

TV executive Harvey Spinks and his sidekick Flowers expose every detail of Chuck, the banned stuntman and part-time stripper at the local retirement home, Minnie and Max, the once Vaudeville stage legends, Dallas, the wannabe reality star, Rufus, the stage thespian, Pete’s Printing's sole employee Teddy, the ex-TV cop and carpet salesman Lenny the carpenter, and Murray Shamowski, the cross-dressing talent agent.

Chumley’s own past life comes sniffing back to find him like a bloodhound during a prison break. All Chumley wants to do is sleep and eat Minnie’s meatloaf, but someone has to earn a living and tell their story.

©2023 Cian McLysaght (P)2023 Cian McLysaght

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