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Never Say Genius

The Genius Files, Book 2

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Never Say Genius

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
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Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of an average day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pants siblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road trip that began in Mission Unstoppable, and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!

Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history - and the most awesome!

Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the National Mustard Museum to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And whatever you do - never say genius.

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You did a really great job with this audiobook and I already have all 5 of the genius files 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😹🤩😹😹

This was amazing

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The story was perfect 👌 I love ❤️ it very funny dan gutman is one of my favourite it was worth money 💸💸💸

Love it perfect 😍😍😍

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I loved this audiobook and I would recommend it to everyone.It is the best audiobook series.

I can not say my name but it was brilliant

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Our kids love Pep and Coke! Great for road trips and keeping little minds busy and away from screens.

Funny and exciting for kids

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I LOVE THIS BOOK SO SO SO MUCH MORE THAN GOD MORE THAN DISNEY WORLD

LOVE

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ITS THE BEST EVER JUST READ!!!!!! ❤️😘😍😊🥰💕💙💜💔💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️💓😻🧡💘💝🤟😽👩‍❤️‍👨💌💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💟👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💑👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏩🫶🤍🩷🤎🩶💒🩵❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹☺️ READ IT NOW OR ELS 👿👹👺 I love it read first or it wont make sense!

THE BEST EVER IN THE WORLD I HAVE READ EVERYONE AND RE READ IT LIKE 4 TIMES EACH

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We’ll done Dan, I don’t have ANY cons for this work, you have created a very fine piece of literature, with excellent cliffhangers and brilliant storytelling. You should be very proud indeed for creating one very amazing piece of work! If there were a competition for ‘Best Audiobook/Book of the Century, I’d vote for this one in a heartbeat. Keep up the good work!

It is a very exciting series and here’s what I liked

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