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Never Kiss a Krampus

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Never Kiss a Krampus

By: Honey Phillips
Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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About this listen

A desperate shop keeper. A very grumpy Krampus. A Christmas miracle?

Noelle Green needs a miracle. The town of Mistletoe Hollow is being devoured by a Grinch-like developer, and her beloved Christmas shop is next to the list. Fueled by peppermint schnapps and desperation, she performs a ritual for Yuletide aid.

She gets a miracle, all right—just not the kind she expected. She accidentally summons a Krampus, all towering muscle, wicked horns, and glowing eyes. Bound to her until Christmas, Bastian is ancient, annoyed, and very sure she owes him for dragging him across realms.

Noelle's attraction to her grumpy, imposing house guest is as undeniable as it is terrifying. But between magical punishments, enchanted tinsel, and kisses that melt snowflakes, this holiday season is about to get very, very naughty.

This sweet and spicy holiday tale is intended for mature listeners.

©2026 Honey Phillips (P)2026 Podium Audio Paranormal
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