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Near Death by a Thousand Cuts

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Near Death by a Thousand Cuts

By: Andrew Butters
Narrated by: Andrew Butters
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Pregnant and dealing with a bout of morning sickness, Andrew Butters' soon-to-be mom handed the keys to her car to her husband and asked him to start it up. He cranked the engine and released the clutch, not realizing it was still in gear. The car lurched forward, striking her in the caboose and launching her into the ditch. Thus began her unborn son's adventures in misfortune.

Told in the style of a friend at the pub recounting a tall tale that begins, "Have I told you about the time...," Near Death by a Thousand Cuts takes you on a wild and crazy 48-year journey filled with accidents, injuries, and medical procedures guaranteed to make you simultaneously wince and laugh to the point of tears.

©2023 Andrew Butters (P)2023 Andrew Butters Pregnancy Comedy Injury
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Not quite laugh-out-loud hilarious, but definitely funny, definitely entertaining, and full of that wonderful schadenfreude. Short, but not disappointingly so, and well worth a listen.

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